Friday, December 23, 2005

 

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer shot!

Tragedy struck North Pole yesterday when Rudolph, the beloved red-nosed reindeer was shot by air marshal who had apparently mistaken his famous blinking red nose for a bomb.
Sources said Mike Franco, 47 was preparing to board Santa's sleigh when he was startled by Rudolph's blinking red nose. In quick seconds, he pulled out a gun and shoots the reindeer in the head. " It's a tragedy! " sobbed Santa who is in deep depression, " When I hired that air marshal, I thought he'll offer some protection during the flight but... " before he broke down.
This incident is currently under investigation as Mike Franco cannot be reached for comment.

 

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